I am looking at the number 585. It’s below the “hours played” tab for my copy of Civilization V and I…well, I’m not sure I want to dwell on that figure. But I can tell you that for all those hours, I’ve only actually seen a single session with the history-based strategy game through to completion. I’m an absentee world leader: present for my peoples’ first fumbling steps towards agriculture, gone again somewhere between the invention of the compass and the internal combustion engine. I get into these obsessive restarting loops, curious just to see what new permutation the game’s map-making algorithms spit out. Eventually I’ll nestle a few defensible cities into the mountainside, churn through tech advancements until I can fuss over cute little janissaries or hussar units like they’re collectible figurines. Then, in a sudden fit of self-loathing, I’ll wipe the board clean. It’s wonderful, soul-sucking entertainment.

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